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[The Queens closet] Enter QUEEN and POLONIUS Pol. He will come straight. Look you lay home to him. | |
| Tell him his pranks have been too broad to bear with, | |
| And that your Grace hath screend and stood between | |
| Much heat and him. Ill silence me een here. | 4 |
| Pray you, be round with him. | |
| Ham. (Within.) Mother, mother, mother! | |
| Queen. Ill warrant you, fear me out. Withdraw, I hear him coming. [POLONIUS hides behind the arras.] | |
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Enter HAMLET Ham. Now, mother, whats the matter? | 8 |
| Queen. Hamlet, thou hast thy father mush offended. | |
| Ham. Mother, you have my father much offended. | |
| Queen. Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue. | |
| Ham. Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue. | 12 |
| Queen. Why, how now, Hamlet! | |
| Ham. Whats the matter now? | |
| Queen. Have you forgot me? | |
| Ham. No, by the rood, not so. | 16 |
| You are the Queen, your husbands brothers wife; | |
| But would you were not so! You are my mother. | |
| Queen. Nay, then, Ill set those to you that can speak. | |
| Ham. Come, come, and sit you down. You shall not budge. | 20 |
| You go not till I set you up a glass | |
| Where you may see the inmost part of you. | |
| Queen. What wilt thou do? Thou wilt not murder me? | |
| Help, help, ho! | 24 |
| Pol. [Behind.] What, ho! help, help, help! | |
| Ham. [Drawing.] How now! A rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead! Kills POLONIUS [through the arras]. | |
| Pol. [Behind.] O, I am slain! | |
| Queen. O me, what hast thou done? | 28 |
| Ham. Nay, I know not. | |
| Is it the King? | |
| Queen. O, what a rash and bloody deed is this! | |
| Ham. A bloody deed! Almost as bad, good mother, | 32 |
| As kill a king, and marry with his brother. | |
| Queen. As kill a king! | |
| Ham. Ay, lady, twas my word. [Lifts up the arras and discovers POLONIUS.] | |
| Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool, farewell! | 36 |
| I took thee for thy better. Take thy fortune. | |
| Thou findst to be too busy is some danger. | |
| Leave wringing of your hands. Peace! Sit you down, | |
| And let me wring your heart; for so I shall, | 40 |
| If it be made of penetrable stuff, | |
| If damned custom have not brazd it so | |
| That it is proof and bulwark against sense. 1 | |
| Queen. What have I done, that thou darst wag thy tongue | 44 |
| In noise so rude against me? | |
| Ham. Such an act | |
| That blurs the grace and blush of modesty, | |
| Calls virtue hypocrite, takes off the rose | 48 |
| From the fair forehead of an innocent love | |
| And sets a blister there, makes marriage-vows | |
| As false as dicers oaths; O, such a deed | |
| As from the body of contraction 2 plucks | 52 |
| The very soul, and sweet religion makes | |
| A rhapsody of words. Heavens face doth glow, | |
| Yea, this solidity and compound mass, | |
| With tristful 3 visage, as against the doom, 4 | 56 |
| Is thought-sick at the act. | |
| Queen. Ay me, what act, | |
| That roars so loud and thunders in the index? 5 | |
| Ham. Look here, upon this picture, and on this, | 60 |
| The counterfeit presentment 6 of two brothers. | |
| See, what a grace was seated on this brow: | |
| Hyperions curls, the front of Jove himself, | |
| An eye like Mars, to threaten or command, | 64 |
| A station like the herald Mercury | |
| New-lighted on a heaven-kissing hill, | |
| A combination and a form indeed, | |
| Where every god did seem to set his seal, | 68 |
| To give the world assurance of a man. | |
| This was your husband. Look you now what follows: | |
| Here is your husband, like a mildewd ear, | |
| Blasting his wholesome brother. Have you eyes? | 72 |
| Could you on this fair mountain leave to feed, | |
| And batten 7 on this moor? Ha! have you eyes? | |
| You cannot call it love, for at your age | |
| The hey-day in the blood is tame, its humble, | 76 |
| And waits upon the judgement; and what judgement | |
| Would step from this to this? [Sense sure you have, | |
| Else could you not have motion; but sure, that sense | |
| Is apoplexd; for madness would not err, | 80 |
| Nor sense to ecstasy was neer so thralld | |
| But it reservd some quantity 8 of choice, | |
| To serve in such a difference.] What devil was t | |
| That thus hath cozend you at hoodman-blind? 9 | 84 |
| [Eyes without feeling, feeling without sight, | |
| Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all, | |
| Or but a sickly part of one true sense | |
| Could not so mope. 10] | 88 |
| O shame! where is thy blush? Rebellious hell, | |
| If thou canst mutine in a matrons bones, | |
| To flaming youth let virtue be as wax, | |
| And melt in her own fire. Proclaim no shame | 92 |
| When the compulsive ardour gives the charge, | |
| Since frost itself as actively doth burn | |
| And reason panders will. | |
| Queen. O Hamlet, speak no more! | 96 |
| Thou turnst mine eyes into my very soul, | |
| And there I see such black and grained 11 spots | |
| As will not leave their tinct. 12 | |
| Ham. Nay, but to live | 100 |
| In the rank sweat of an enseamed 13 bed, | |
| Stewd in corruption, honeying and making love | |
| Over the nasty sty, | |
| Queen. O, speak to me no more! | 104 |
| These words like daggers enter in mine ears. | |
| No more, sweet Hamlet! | |
| Ham. A murderer and a villain! | |
| A slave that is not twentieth part the tithe | 108 |
| Of your precedent lord! A vice 14 of kings! | |
| A cutpurse of the empire and the rule, | |
| That from a shelf the precious diadem stole, | |
| And put it in his pocket! | 112 |
| Queen. No more! | |
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Enter Ghost Ham. A king of shreds and patches, | |
| Save me, and hover oer me with your wings, | |
| You heavenly guards! What would your gracious figure? | 116 |
| Queen. Alas, hes mad! | |
| Ham. Do you not come your tardy son to chide, | |
| That, lapsd in time and passion, 15 lets go by | |
| The important acting of your dread command? | 120 |
| O, say! | |
| Ghost. Do not forget! This visitation | |
| Is but to whet thy almost blunted purpose. | |
| But, look, amazement on thy mother sits. | 124 |
| O, step between her and her fighting soul. | |
| Conceit 16 in weakest bodies strongest works. | |
| Speak to her, Hamlet. | |
| Ham. How is it with you, lady? | 128 |
| Queen. Alas, how is t with you, | |
| That you do bend your eye on vacancy | |
| And with the incorporal air do hold discourse? | |
| Forth at your eyes your spirits wildly peep, | 132 |
| And, as the sleeping soldiers in the alarm, | |
| Your bedded hair, like life in excrements, 17 | |
| Start up and stand on end. O gentle son, | |
| Upon the heat and flame of thy distemper | 136 |
| Sprinkle cool patience. Whereon do you look? | |
| Ham. On him, on him! Look you, how pale he glares! | |
| His form and cause conjoind, preaching to stones, | |
| Would make them capable. 18 Do not look upon me, | 140 |
| Lest with this piteous action you convert | |
| My stern effects; 19 then what I have to do | |
| Will want true colour, tears perchance for blood. | |
| Queen. To whom do you speak this? | 144 |
| Ham. Do you see nothing there? | |
| Queen. Nothing at all, yet all that is I see. | |
| Ham. Nor did you nothing hear? | |
| Queen. No, nothing but ourselves. | 148 |
| Ham. Why, look you there! Look, how it steals away! | |
| My father, in his habit as he lived! | |
| Look, where he goes, even now, out at the portal! Exit Ghost. | |
| Queen. This is the very coinage of your brain. | 152 |
| This bodiless creation ecstasy 20 | |
| Is very cunning in. | |
| Ham. Ecstasy! | |
| My pulse, as yours, doth temperately keep time, | 156 |
| And makes as healthful music. It is not madness | |
| That I have uttered. Bring me to the test, | |
| And I the matter will re-word, which madness | |
| Would gambol from. Mother, for love of grace, | 160 |
| Lay not that flattering unction to your soul, | |
| That not your trespass, but my madness speaks. | |
| It will but skin and film the ulcerous place, | |
| Whilst rank corruption, mining all within, | 164 |
| Infects unseen. Confess yourself to Heaven; | |
| Repent whats past, avoid what is to come, | |
| And do not spread the compost on the weeds, | |
| To make them rank. Forgive me this my virtue, | 168 |
| For in the fatness of these pursy 21 times | |
| Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg, | |
| Yea, curb and woo for leave to do him good. | |
| Queen. O Hamlet, thou hast cleft my heart in twain. | 172 |
| Ham. O, throw away the worser part of it, | |
| And live the purer with the other half. | |
| Good-night; but go not to mine uncles bed. | |
| Assume a virtue, if you have it not. | 176 |
| [That monster, custom, who all sense 22 doth eat, | |
| Of habits devil, is angel yet in this, | |
| That to the use of actions fair and good | |
| He likewise gives a frock or livery, | 180 |
| That aptly is put on.] Refrain to-night, | |
| And that shall lend a kind of easiness | |
| To the next abstinence; [the next more easy; | |
| For use almost can change the stamp of nature, | 184 |
| And either master the devil or throw him out, | |
| With wondrous potency.] Once more, good-night; | |
| And when you are desirous to be blest, | |
| Ill blessing beg of you. For this same lord, [Pointing to POLONIUS.] | 188 |
| I do repent; but Heaven hath pleasd it so, | |
| To punish me with this and this with me, | |
| That I must be their scourge and minister. | |
| I will bestow him, and will answer well | 192 |
| The death I gave him. So, again, good-night. | |
| I must be cruel, only to be kind. | |
| Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. | |
| [One word more, good lady.] | 196 |
| Queen. What shall I do? | |
| Ham. Not this, by no means, that I bid you do: | |
| Let the bloat king tempt you again to bed, | |
| Pinch wanton on your cheek, call you his mouse, | 200 |
| And let him, for a pair of reechy 23 kisses, | |
| Or paddling in your neck with his damnd fingers, | |
| Make you to ravel all this matter out, | |
| That I essentially am not in madness, | 204 |
| But mad in craft. Twere good you let him know; | |
| For who, thats but a queen, fair, sober, wise, | |
| Would from a paddock, from a bat, a gib, 24 | |
| Such dear concernings hide? Who would do so? | 208 |
| No, in despite of sense and secrecy, | |
| Unpeg the basket on the houses top, | |
| Let the birds fly, and like the famous ape, | |
| To try conclusions 25 in the basket creep, | 212 |
| And break your own neck down. | |
| Queen. Be thou assurd, if words be made of breath, | |
| And breath of life, I have no life to breathe | |
| What thou hast said to me. | 216 |
| Ham. I must to England; you know that? | |
| Queen. Alack, | |
| I had forgot. Tis so concluded on. | |
| Ham. [Theres letters sealed, and my two school-fellows, | 220 |
| Whom I will trust as I will adders fangd, | |
| They bear the mandate. They must sweep my way, | |
| And marshal me to knavery. Let it work; | |
| For tis the sport to have the enginer | 224 |
| Hoist with his own petar; 26 and t shall go hard | |
| But I will delve one yard below their mines, | |
| And blow them at the moon. O, tis most sweet, | |
| When in one line two crafts directly meet.] | 228 |
| This man shall set me packing. | |
| Ill lug the guts into the neighbour room. | |
| Mother, good-night. Indeed this counsellor | |
| Is now most still, most secret, and most grave, | 232 |
| Who was in life a foolish prating knave. | |
| Come, sir, to draw toward an end with you. | |
| Good-night, mother. Exeunt [severally,] HAMLET tugging in POLONIUS. | |