The only way to spend New Years Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.
ATTRIBUTION:
W.H. (Wystan Hugh) Auden (19071973), Anglo-American poet. 31 December, 1947, The Table Talk of W.H. Auden, compiled by Alan Ansen, ed. Nicholas Jenkins (1990).