preview

The Art Of Procrastination By Robert Benchley

Decent Essays

The Art of Procrastination “. . . Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn 't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment." -- Robert Benchley, in Chips off the Old Benchley, 1949 Let us start by taking a moment of silence for every wasted second not doing what we were supposed to be doing. Now that’s over, let us go on a wild journey to the horror of a teenagers bedroom. Clothes lay scattered on the floor in dismay, piles of unfinished homework occupy the outskirts of the the desk, an unmade bed littered with pizza crumbs and popcorn from last nights Netflix movie marathon and of course a teenager sitting at her desk in Victoria Secret pink sweatpants scrolling down Facebook. If this sounds all too familiar to you (if you are a guy just substitute the pink sweatpants for boxers and Facebook for video games, you are in fact a master of procrastination. Well what is procrastination you ask? The dictionary definition of Procrastination is the act of “carrying out less urgent tasks in preference to more urgent ones, or doing more pleasurable things in place of less pleasurable ones, and thus putting off impending tasks to a later time, sometimes to the "last minute" before the deadline.” In other words, doing what you want to do, instead of what you should be doing. At times, it could also be something we don’t mind doing; that science homework, packing our lunch for tomorrow to just taking a shower, these are many things people just don’t feel like doing,

Get Access